Who the..? Is that a ? What IS that thing?
Does it bring gifts of wet food? Knowledge of can-opening? Andwhy does it dance so strangely?
It moves, but I won't let this roboraptor eat me. 
Wait a minute! I smell fraud! NOBODY'S BUTT IS THAT CLEAN....IT'S A TRAP!
No, wait. It's just a thingie. Some weird hunam thing.
